#1: ENOUGH WITH THE INTRODUCTIONS!

Ang mga sumusunod ay hango sa blog ni Brother Nefut:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Tito Thong-utts—originated from the twisted artwork of the notorious Brian Sahagun in The LaSallian Artbook; a nipple fixation by your friendly neighborhood.
   
2. GAGO—no further explanation needed.
   
3. Pogi—Tawag sa kin ng nanay ko pag may humahanap sa kin sa telepono lalo na pag gelpren ko. No further explanation needed.
   

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

1. The Goldenboy—manga comic created by Egawa Tatsuya & Assistants; a manga-inspired anime that has a lead character who has a glaring similarity to yours truly.
   
2. Totoy Niebe = totoy (mukhang boy kasi) + niebe (busilak tulad ng puso niya); magkaiba kay Manong Jonz’s Anthony Niebe alias. Basta, panget yung sa kanya.
   
3. Boy Puta—commonly used in Counter Strike tournaments; To date, only 3 kills and 65 deaths. Nampota.
   

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. Magaling—no further explanation needed.
   
2. Mapagmahal—no further explanation needed.
   
3. Malibog—too many to mention.
   

THREE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. Magaling—madalas nilalapitan dahil sa charisma at sex appeal; di na ko puede at may bebe na ko.(naks!)
   
2. Mapagmahal—napapagkamalan tuloy ng mga babae na inaaksyunan ko na sila. HAY BUAY.
   
3. Malibog—no further explanation needed at saka hindi naman kasalanan ‘to ah.
   

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. Malibog na Kapampangan (Mapusok ika nga)
   
2. Chinese dahil mahilig din ako sa Chinita at Chinese food. Ahuhuhu.
   
3. Noyping tubong Bulakan!
   

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. Mga Bumbay
   
2. Pag tumatawa si Kris Aquino
   
3. Yung web pix ng isang boob na puno ng butas at may lumalabas na uod sa mga ito. TANGINA.
   

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Dental floss (tangna mo dentista ka!)
   
2. Food. Lotsa food.
   
3. Porn—no further explanation needed.
   

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. Pang-itaas: T-shirt na puede nang gawing basahan
   
2. Footwear:
   
3. Pang-ibaba:
   

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):

1. The Beatles—the bestest band in da whole wide universe!
   
2. Eraserheads—the bestest noypi band in da whole wide universe
   
3. Orange & Lemons—brings back memories of how the E-heads were happy playing together; refreshing music; highly recommended mga katoto!
   

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:

1. Something—The Beatles; composed by George Harrison! The song comes to mind when I think of my bebe. (naks!)
   
2. Run—Kitchie Nadal; Anaknghueteng ang husay kumanta ng babaeng itow!
   
3. Alapaap—Eraserheads; Ang galeng!
   

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:

1. Workout. Gaya ni Brother Nefut, kelangan magkaroon ako ng abs para matigil na ang pagtawag sa kin ng Pillsbury doughboy ni Korina at Deejong.
   
2. Bungee Jumping—mukhang masarap.
   
3. Mountain/Wall Climbing/Trip to Boracay—Kelangan eh.
   

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):

1. Trust (pag di makatiis)
   
2. Respect (magkaiba tayo but let’s continue the lovin’ ika nga)
   
3. Masarap magluto ng sinigang na bangus. ATTENTION: THIS IS COMPULSORY
   

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

1. I like my job.
   
2. I am underpaid.
   
3. May pag-asa pang manalo ang Ateneo next season. BWAHAHAHAHA!
   

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Face—siyempre dapat maganda ang ngiti, ang mga mata, ang kutis, ang pisngi
   
2. Baiwang—kahit tumanda at may baiwang, malakas pa rin ang dating.
   
3. Boobs and Butt (Package deal ‘to) at UGALI. Malaking ugali. Hehehe.
   

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:

1. I just can’t stop loving you! I just can’t stop loving you! Heeeheeeeee!
   
2. Appreciate the music of Scorpions and Air Supply
   
3. Mental Math
   

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Reading and collecting comics
   
2. Watching DVDs and porn
   
3. Playing with my organ. Oy, like bamboo organ ah.
   

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. Eat.
   
2. Sleep.
   
3. Watch my porn.
   

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:

1. Cultural Dancer (for those people who have seen my skill in the art of seduction, este, dancing, you know what I’m talking about.
   
2. Rapper—ang magpapataob kay CARLOS (Can Agassi Rap Like Old School) Agassi and slim shady
   
3. Tantric Sex Guru—All Monica Bellucci lookalike ladies verrry welcome! Oh, I said come… ahuhuhuhu!!!
   

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. Boracay or El Nido, Palawan
   
2. Brazil!!! Uh, para makita ko kung saan ginawa yung City of God! At hindi yung um, beach…panget dun. Tama. (naks!)
   
3. Europe (Sa Netherlands para legit at masubukan ang jutes)
   

THREE KID’S NAMES:

1. Moiraine—magandang pangalan galing sa aking minamahal
   
2. Marcus—isa pang magandang pangalan. Ang galing mo talaga, bebe
   
3. Jojo—in honor of Jojo Beloso and Jojo Lastimosa. Ampanget kasi eh.
   

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. Raise a family into becoming responsible and Filipino-loving citizens.
   
2. Publish/market the best Filipino comics (the most monumental/landmark work that would be a forerunner of great Filipino creations)
   
3. To run successfully my own book distributor business ala Powerbooks or Sketchbooks or Fully Booked.
   

AMEN!